I watched the debate last night. Why? I dunno. Is there anything these two chumps say that makes one bit of sense? Bleh. I kept suggesting that it would have been better if they had carrot top as the moderator but no one seemed to agree.

So I'm a week into not working and I'm pretty well bored stiff. I know, I know, cry me a river. I haven't quite hit my stride yet, though, because I don't have the daytime schedule of food tv committed to memory yet.

Earlier, at lunch, Amanda threw her phone at me and hit me in the face.