This is an old one but as good of a way as any to pass the time at work...

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: David Anthony
-- Birth date: 11/08/74
-- Nickname: none (that I know of)
-- Current Location: austin, tx
-- Eye Color: blue
-- Hair Color: brown, scarce
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or Lefty: righty
-- Zodiac Sign: scorpio
LAYER TWO:
-- The shoes you wore today: brown
-- Your weakness: bad syndicated sci-fi tv shows
-- Your fears: large groups
-- Your perfect pizza: hamburger
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: goal?
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: n/a
-- Your thoughts first wake up: snooze button = 9mins
-- Your best physical feature:
-- Your bedtime: 12am-3am
-- Most missed memory: free punk shows at the park/rec center
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
-- McDonald's or Burger King: n/a
-- Reebok or Nike: n/a
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea (especially iced tea)
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: occasionally when drunk
-- Cuss: yup
-- Sing: you could call it that
-- Take a shower everyday: nope
-- Have a crush(es): a few
-- Do you think you've been in love: nope
-- Want to go to college: already done, thank god
-- Like(d) high school: coulda been worse - middle school was the bad part
-- Want to get married: sure
-- Believe in yourself: depends on the day
-- Get motion sickness: yes. alot.
-- Think you're attractive: I'm ok
-- Think you're a health freak: not at all
-- Get along with your parents: yes
-- Play an instrument: anything you put in my hands
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yup
-- Smoked: yup
-- Done a drug: yup
-- Had Sex: yup
-- Made Out: yup
-- Gone on a date: nope
-- Gone to the mall?: nope
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope
-- Eaten sushi: nope
-- Been on stage: yup
-- Been dumped: nope
-- Gone skating: nope
-- Made homemade cookies: nope
-- Gone skinny dipping: nope
-- Dyed your hair: haha
-- Stolen anything: nope
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: uh-huh
-- Been caught "doing something": yup
-- Been called a tease: nope
-- Gotten beaten up: not really
-- Shoplifted: yup
-- Changed who you were to fit in: a bit
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: whenever it happens
-- Numbers and Names of Children: ?
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: ?
-- How do you want to die: in my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: ...
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I am grown up and I still don't know
-- What country would you most like to visit: UK
LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color? green
-- Best hair color? dark
-- Short or long hair: doesn't matter
-- Height: same or shorter than me
-- Best weight: it really depends, doesn't it
-- Best articles of clothing: I have some nice jackets
-- Best first date location: somewhere with alcohol to ease my frazzled nerves
-- Best first kiss location: I know this isn't what it means but I'd say on the neck
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: a few
-- Number of CDs that I own: around 50, but a couple of hundred lps
-- Number of piercings: none (a couple unused for 6-7 years)
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? 5-10
-- Number of cars you own: 2 (only one has moved in the past year, though)