I'm leaving work 30mins early to get my hair cut. By Stacey. Who isn't me with clippers and a hand mirror in the bathroom. She works at an actual barbershop*. While it isn't the same as the barbershop of my youth (where two old racists guys worked in a building the size of my living room), as long as they have a stripey pole I'm ok with it. I love when they shave the back of your neck and around your ears with the straight razor. It's the best.

*wouldn't it have been cool if instead of misspelling it babershop, I had misspelled it berbershop?