God I love myspace. I get get porn messages on there all the time. Here's the latest with my response (before I blocked her profile).

From: Elissa
Hi Sweetie!!! I was browsing through Myspace and you caught my eye!!! I was wondering if you could help me out. I am a new aspiring young model for http://genericwebcamwebsite.com/ and I would love for you to check out my website

my reply:
OMG! R U like a strpper or something? CRZ. I love boobs!